July 2009
38 posts
MOST AWKWARD SITUATION: Randomly getting a boner,...
benjammin:
MOST AWKWARD SITUATION: Randomly getting a boner, then running into an old friend who wants to hug and rub up against you..
You have got to have more awkward situations than any person on earth.
When I say no, I mean maybe. When I say maybe, I...
(via tellmeasecret)
In Havana, U.S. turns off sign critical of Cuban... →
Really?? Why did we have the sign in the first place? We have had some really stupid presidents, and some really stupid decisions by our leaders.
No LAN Play For Starcraft II →
This makes me sad.
“Stupid Judy. Stupid Energy.”
I hate this economy
So finally, I am back on my own tomorrow. But I had some great time with Richelle, one of my co-workers yesterday and today. Today was the McDonald’s convention, a giant party that McDonalds threw for its managers and their family.
After working today with the SK cast, and seeing them all pull together to solve problems and accomplish tasks it reminded me how much I miss being a manager....
“A door to the face is like a knife to nose”
– Kyle Messer
kylemesser:
jamesellsworth:
“Your hair is sticking up everywhere. It’s pretty ridiculous. I hope all the kids point and laugh at you today.”
— Bitter Ryan Morse
Hilarity…..
I must meet this “Bitter Ryan Morse” his name is sooo close to mine.
Matthew Shepard Act Passes, on to Obama's Desk to... →
Hate crime legislation finally goes to the presidents desk to become law.
I'm attractive.
importanceofwhimsy:
Or at least that’s the word on the street.
I think I know what street (or should I say boulevard) the word is on too.
Those of you who worked tonight should be happy...
because the only thing on TV was about the moon landing, and you can only watch soo many shows about it before it becomes boring.
Near Washington, D.C., construction crews watch... →
Cut a “blsck wire” in DC and SUVs show up within minutes. Good stuff.
Texas reporter's seen unrivaled number of U.S.... →
Why would you want to do this? So sad.
i saw my first real, live, breathing vagina...
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I must know the story behind this post.
Going to Mars, but Staying Close to Home →
How crazy is it to dedicate your life so much to science and space that you will lock yourself in an isolation chamber with 6 others for over 100 days. These people are locking themselves away from the real world, into chambers just for the sake of seeing what it WOULD be like if we sent people to mars. The only problem is, they are still right here on Earth. The next test starting next year...
Back in the Saddle - Aerosmith
Disney World monorail crash: Family from cherishes... →
RIP Austin
WatchCanadian Please
My Tumblr is a happy place.
vladimirblue:
Fuck the morbid.
I’m no reporter. Google the monorail video if you want to see it.
The driver that died was Austin, and he worked at Rock N Roller coaster until last summer.
This is what happens when I leave my room during...
willmccloud:
I go to get a turkey burger, minding my own business, and my brother and his douchebag friends throw lit firecrackers at me. Does someone at this giant party discourage these adult men from doing something so ridiculous? No, they just give me a look like “Stop being such a pussy.” Happy 4th! ;-]
I am with you on this one 100%. I think it somehow guys think shooting fireworks off...
10 humor sites sure to make you LOL →
This is fun if you are bored. I like the “My Parents Joined Facebook”
Welcome Back Steve! →
The only 3 categories of TV James Watches
Modeling/Fashion
Cooking
Dancing