“I am the local paper boy for this area”
That was what I was greeted by, when an adult knocked on my door today. He looked a little nervous, and was not a good salesman. You could tell he was giving a scripted speech. And why would I get the paper, when the internet has all the news/reviews/ and other crap that I would never need? It would just end up on the floor with all of our other stuff that we dont need or want.
That reminds me, I have to go clean my car now.